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FOOTBALLERS have become sentient enough to cheat properly, it has been claimed.

MARK Hughes has defended QPR’s start to the season, saying they are technically above the top of the second division.

SPORTING icon Andrew Flintoff’s foray into boxing will be made easier by the presence of his trusty 3lb bat.

ENGLAND started their fight back against India after being released temporarily from a Derren Brown hypno-spell.

RUGBY defeats by Samoa and Argentina have forced Wales into a long overdue questioning of its very existence.

ENGLAND’S top footballists have already moved abroad after a wage cap was discussed yesterday.

JOHN Terry played a full 90 minutes against Liverpool on Sunday, according to Chelsea FC.

ARSENE Wenger is now a full-blown addict to Arsenal's chronic inablity to win, it has emerged.

BRITAIN’S Olympic cycling success has invoked an ancient curse, it has been revealed.