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SEPP Blatter revealed that he was football’s father moments before sacrificing himself to destroy the FIFA death star.

THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.

SEPP Blatter has confirmed he has quite tremendously huge testicles.

THE ball used for the World Cup has been confiscated.

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.

WEST Ham has been disappointed by how many of the applicants to becomes its manager are departing boss Sam Allardyce.

NORWICH City owner Delia Smith has turned down the club's promotion, insisting the Premier League is too fancy.

STEVEN Gerrard is catatonic after realising what he has done with his life since 1998.

LIVERPOOL captain Steven Gerrard has promised to end his final game at Anfield by razing the stadium to the ground.

ENGLAND’S cricket team is refusing to call upon Kevin Pietersen despite his ability to hit the ball.