Sport

WOMEN cannot play football, a plump and uncoordinated man has claimed.

FOUR in every five banknotes has been used for an illegal payment by FIFA, investigators have confirmed.

FIFA has unveiled a ground-breaking new set of design standards for football pitch corner flags.

PANINI has capitalised on the ongoing FIFA scandal by releasing the 2015 FIFA Corruption Scandal Official Sticker Collection.

SEPP Blatter revealed that he was football’s father moments before sacrificing himself to destroy the FIFA death star.

THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.

SEPP Blatter has confirmed he has quite tremendously huge testicles.

THE ball used for the World Cup has been confiscated.

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.

WEST Ham has been disappointed by how many of the applicants to becomes its manager are departing boss Sam Allardyce.