Sport

OLIVIER Giroud has been named the hottest letdown in the Premier League.

TELLING clubs they are managed by Alan Pardew has the same effect as if he actually manages them, it has emerged.

CHELSEA striker Diego Costa knows a song that will get on your nerves and is happy to demonstrate how it goes.

RUGBY Union officials are frantically attempting to recall the sixth nation ahead of the RBS Six Nations Championship.

A SPELL-CHECK error has seen Harry Redknapp mistakenly cite a knee operation as his reason for leaving relegation dead-certs QPR.

THE Super Bowl is a terrible vision of what it will be like here in ten years’ time, it has been claimed.

DOZENS of referees, players and public officials have been rounded up as part of the investigation into a conspiracy against big Premier League clubs.

ANDY Murray's fiancee has dismissed her expletive-filled tirade against his Australian Open semi-final opponent as nothing compared to when she steps in catshit.

INCREASINGLY panicky sports editors have offered to stump up half the cost of any January football transfer deal.

SELF-STYLED African football fan Tom Logan has annoyed work colleagues by repeatedly making references to Equatorial Guinea.