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WALES play Denmark tonight, but are you supporting a home nation or being a dick about it? Find out with our quiz:

ENGLAND captain and striker Harry Kane is an ornamental flourish like the silver lady on the bonnet of a Rolls-Royce, Gareth Southgate has explained.

SCOTLAND’S hopes of qualification hang by a thread. Which of these miracles could see them get through to the next round?

ENGLAND have vowed to strike terror into opponents at Euro 2020 by scoring a second goal.

BIASED? Dour? Permanently irate? When Keane and Carragher hang up their mics, we’ll need those qualities. But which current players will be the pundits of the future?

THE cocksure, entitled nation of Wales is already arrogantly assuming it will at the very least reach the final of Euro 2020.

ACROSS England fans are leaving work early and settling down by the telly with a few cans to enjoy Scotland’s loss this afternoon.

NOT understanding the offside rule is for amateurs. Try these questions to get your football-loving companion truly enraged.

FOOTBALL is a wonderful game, but is it too competitive? Here concerned Guardian reader Nathan Muir explains how he would make it a fairer and more liberal sport.

THE English flag, long considered the preserve of far-right nationalists like the English Defence League, has been re-appropriated by ordinary idiots.