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LOOKING forward to the big match, but realistically it’s the Germans? Here’s how to have a great night in the face of inevitable disappointment.

ENGLAND fans worn out by a five-year xenophobia binge are exhaustedly trying to summon up reserves of bigotry against the Germans.

THE last global war and a prolonged penalty shoot-out are painful parts of England’s cultural history. But which one upset you more?

THE jewel in our summer sporting crown is back, and with it the usual marvellous sights that make us so proud to be British.

WALES play Denmark tonight, but are you supporting a home nation or being a dick about it? Find out with our quiz:

ENGLAND captain and striker Harry Kane is an ornamental flourish like the silver lady on the bonnet of a Rolls-Royce, Gareth Southgate has explained.

SCOTLAND’S hopes of qualification hang by a thread. Which of these miracles could see them get through to the next round?

ENGLAND have vowed to strike terror into opponents at Euro 2020 by scoring a second goal.

BIASED? Dour? Permanently irate? When Keane and Carragher hang up their mics, we’ll need those qualities. But which current players will be the pundits of the future?

THE cocksure, entitled nation of Wales is already arrogantly assuming it will at the very least reach the final of Euro 2020.