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AS football punditry’s Che Guevara, it’s not just revolutions at Old Trafford that get my backing. Check out my post-game analysis of these world events.
PULLING out of a European group that raises everyone’s income, but it’s a good thing? Uh? Manchester United fan Wayne Hayes explains.
A GROUP of plucky football-loving amateurs have scored a historic six-nil win over England’s billionaire football clubs.
HEY, Willy and Bozza here, just a couple of average football-loving dudes who won’t let this Super League shizz happen.
ARSENAL and Spurs were only invited to join the Super League to guarantee the proper clubs regular easy victories, it has emerged.
LIVERPOOL fans have confirmed they would rather walk alone for a bit after their club joined the European Super League.
ARE you feeling a sickening wrench in your very heart as the football club you love abandons every moral principle for money? Yeah. Been there. Let me make it okay.
SIX of England’s leading non-league football clubs have formed a new European Super Non-League to play the best fifth-tier teams on the continent.
PUTTING your once-a-year bet on, for a bit of fun? Here are the horses dead-on guaranteed to make the bookies money:
A MAN who pretends to like football in order to impress other men has found his enjoyment of it unaffected by the ban on live crowds.