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ARSENAL and Spurs were only invited to join the Super League to guarantee the proper clubs regular easy victories, it has emerged.

LIVERPOOL fans have confirmed they would rather walk alone for a bit after their club joined the European Super League.

ARE you feeling a sickening wrench in your very heart as the football club you love abandons every moral principle for money? Yeah. Been there. Let me make it okay.

SIX of England’s leading non-league football clubs have formed a new European Super Non-League to play the best fifth-tier teams on the continent.

PUTTING your once-a-year bet on, for a bit of fun? Here are the horses dead-on guaranteed to make the bookies money: 

A MAN who pretends to like football in order to impress other men has found his enjoyment of it unaffected by the ban on live crowds.

THE pandemic has left Rugby Union supporters with no option but to be unbearable twats in the safety of their own homes.

A FOOTBALL team that claims it is somehow more than that is full of crap, it has emerged. 

THE Manchester United team who beat Southampton 9-0 yesterday are nothing but a bunch of nasty bullies, the Premier League has agreed.

AFTER slipping to fourth in the Premier League and being knocked out of the FA Cup, Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has told his players to start trying.