Sport

THE idea of holding a five-day cricket match in England was initially conceived as a prank, it has emerged.

ALL bad stuff in world gone away now football back, say man.

EXERCISE is great for your mental wellbeing because you can hide from your family and your problems in a cowardly way. Here are the best sports for avoiding real life.

CRICKET is brilliant and if you disagree you are less than a buffoon, according to experts.

CRICKET fans are threatening to rampage through Waitrose, Cath Kidston and SpaceNK wreaking havoc if England win today’s World Cup.

CRICKET: it dates back to 1598, it goes on for days and despite most of the world having no interest England still never wins.

A WOMAN is suffering the alien sensation of claiming to be very proud of a national team she is actually very, very angry with.

THE England women’s team’s progression to the semi-final is proof that men are the real victims of sexism now, according to idiots.

THE release of 2019-20’s Premier League fixtures means a Manchester United supporter can diarise when he will be a complete nightmare to be around.

A MALE football fan has read four day’s worth of coverage of the FIFA Women’s World Cup and is now an expert, he has confirmed.