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TODAY'S Euro 2022 final between England and Germany is a historic occasion which the country is obligated to watch. So avoid saying these things.

THE women of England are exhibiting a bizarre reluctance to stick flares up their arse ahead of the World Cup final, it has emerged.

MEN have admitted they are not really comfortable with an England team they cannot slate as f**king useless down the pub.

THE Lionesses are doing brilliantly, but the upcoming Euro 2022 final is hardly a repeat of 1966 with women. Here's why.

A MIDDLE-AGED keeper for an amateur pub football team reckons he could have saved Alessia Russo’s incredible backheel goal.

A MAN has announced he might think about backing the Lionesses during the Women’s Euros if they end up winning it.

ENGLAND’S record-breaking 8-0 win against Norway would be the headline of every newspaper for twelve months if it had been the men’s team.

THE Women's Euro 2022 is here, leaving many men bewildered and intimidated. Here old school sexist Roy Hobbs explains what it's all about.

BRITISH people ignore tennis all year until Wimbledon rolls around, but why? These are the real reasons behind their fickle obsession.

THE UK has realised it would be balls-deep in a World Cup summer right now if the tournament had not been awarded to f**king Qatar.