Sport

YOU’RE considering doing a Panini World Cup 2022 album even though this tournament barely counts. What stage have you reached?

THERE are only so many movies about boxing the public can endure. This is why Hollywood has resorted to making whole films about these niche sports.

THE whole point of having kids is to exorcise the ghosts of your own childhood failings through them. Here’s how to force them to take up sports they'll grow to loathe as much as you did.

MEN who scoff at star signs believe they can know a person's entire character and future life-trajectory based on what football team they support.

PUBS are the perfect place to watch the Premier League on a big screen and make lunch unendurable for innocent bystanders. Football fan Wayne Hayes explains how.

NEED to learn about the Premier League so you can fit in with the real men? Fake your knowledge ahead of the new season with this guide.

THE Lionesses’ victory has inspired women, but only up to a point. Follow our checklist to ascertain your level of inspiration-linked activity.

THE Lionesses have left the Euro 22 trophy in one of a possible sixteen nightclub toilets, they have confirmed.

ENGLAND’S official years of hurt counter has been reset from 56 to zero, operators have confirmed.

WOMEN are officially much better than men, the Euro 22 final has proved.