Politics

A CONSERVATIVE MP is to use today’s Commons sleaze debate to recommend huggably soft for sensitive skin Fairy Non Bio.

THE Conservative party is once again riotously corrupt, but which sleaze is your MP indulging in for their own enrichment?

OWEN Paterson has resigned his position as an MP while keeping the job he got in trouble for that earned him half-a-million pounds.

DO you vote Tory? Worried the party is mired in sleaze and corruption? Here, Tory MP Bill McKay explains why it isn’t.

HUMANITY stands trembling on the precipice of extinction. Only one courageous hero stands ready to save us. Only I, Boris Johnson.

A MAN has been bombarded with the phrase ‘levelling up’ so much he has no idea what the f**k it means anymore.

THE government has explained that anything good which happens in Britain is all Boris Johnson but anything bad is your fault and your problem. 

ANGRY balloon-faced Tory MP Mark Francois has called for more respect in public life, despite not having a spotless record himself. Here’s what he’s demanding.

CARBON net zero? What happened to the good old days of zero belief in global warming? Who’s got to Boris?

MY BROTHERS and their birds. God, by way of the Prophet Farage, has revealed unto me, Roy Hobbs, the rules by which we must live our lives.