Politics

I’M not a complete chump, I know what you people think of me. That I’m a corrupt, incompetent arse only interested in yours truly, rather than the country I’ve bafflingly been elected to govern. 

THE biggest Conservative majority in three decades has been wanked away to nothing by a complete dickhead of a leader.

A MAN up in arms about having to prove he is vaccinated is totally cool about Dominic Raab’s scrapping the Human Rights Act.

TWO years ago, Boris Johnson was elected with an 80-seat majority. You thought it would go badly but not this f**king badly. Here’s a timeline.

TO win an election, Labour leader Keir Starmer must get the support of these key demographics.

BESET by scandals, with a one-year-old and a newborn and no f**king money; Boris Johnson’s life is a self-made nightmare. Could you survive it? Play our interactive game.

THE public and media have been ordered to cease all criticism of the government immediately or they will wake the tiny lovely baby. 

WANT to defend the government even though it’s obvious they’re a bunch of lying shysters? Mindlessly loyal Tory voter Roy Hobbs explains how:

AS Boris Johnson has shown, you never know when a party could strike. There could be one happening in your house right now. Is there?

THE Department for Education has admitted that with the benefit of hindsight Gavin Williamson should have been avoided.