Politics

Britain runs aground after single day with Raab in charge

THE UK has gone off course, run aground on the coast of France and is taking on water after a single day with Dominic Raab at the helm.

Whose fault everything is because it's not ours: a government guide

OUR once-functioning country is in a terrible mess, none of which is our fault. Instead, direct blame to these enemies of democracy.

We're not in the EU and everything's just great, Brexiter tells Ukraine

AN ARDENT Leave voter has reminded Ukraine that the UK is not in the European Union and everything is going just great over here.

Wanted: ethics adviser. No knowledge of ethics necessary

WANTED: ethics adviser for large public sector management team. No previous knowledge of or commitment to ethics a major plus.

Keir Starmer's guide to being bold and radical without offending bigots

I’M Keir Starmer, here to present a bold and radical vision for Labour which won’t offend the racists and bigots who would never vote for me anyway. Here's my plan.

The five types of twat livid that the Rwanda flight didn’t take off

WONDERING who on earth was cheering for last night’s flight to Rwanda to take off as planned?

This abject failure of a crucial policy is great news for us, claim Tories

THE Conservatives are celebrating their absolute failure to deliver on a key policy, believing that it will be a big hit with the voters that policy is important to.

Freedom of movement and lots of lovely immigrants: David Davis talks you through his Remainers' Brexit

STAUNCH ally of the EU David Davis has outlined the benefits of his recently unveiled Remainers’ Brexit. Let him lead you through it.

Nadine Dorries' guide to getting ahead with insane, sycophantic arse-licking

HI, I’m Nadine Dorries and I stuck my head so far up my boss’s arse that he gave me an important job I’m terrible at. Here’s how you can do the same.

I'm in such deep shit I'm launching policies to appeal to benefits scum

OF all the low points this year, this has to be the lowest. Launching housing policies explicitly targeted at scum claiming benefits.