Politics

LIZ Truss has confirmed that she hopes to develop a facial expression which is not deeply unnerving by Christmas.

THE UK’s lies-per-minute record has been absolutely shattered by this morning’s farewell speech by Boris Johnson.

NEW prime minister Liz Truss has promised Britain to look competent by comparison to her predecessor.

IT has come to this, the UK realises, as Liz Truss is named prime minister.

WANT to be prime minister? But MPs don’t rate you, party members would rather have Boris, and the electorate despise you? Don’t let that stand in your way.

BORIS Johnson’s rollercoaster reign has been one of lies, of deceptions, of massive misjudgements and screeching U-turns. How much can you remember about it?

FROM mishandling Covid to hiring Chris Pincher, these are the catastrophic errors made by Boris Johnson during his time in power, ranked.

SENIOR Tories have welcomed accusations of sexual misconduct against a cabinet minister and aide on the grounds that it’s been months.

IT'S a hard job being Prime Minister. You have to take on multiple roles and be all things to all men, including hospital employee, policeman, hard hat construction worker and fighter pilot.

BRITONS who do not understand simple economics, like Liz Truss, seem confused as to how the coming recession will begin. Here is a step-by-step guide: