Politics

A LEADER of Russia who was not an absolute bastard to either his own people or neighbouring countries has passed away.

BORIS Johnson is planning one last epic scandal to shock and disgust the nation before leaving Number 10, it has emerged.

FROM Atlantis sinking to 9/11, I’ve yet to see any crisis faced that couldn’t be beaten by the cutting of taxes. I’ll talk you through a few.

A MAN who voices right-wing views, reads right-wing media and agrees with all right-wing policies is definitely not right-wing, he has confirmed.

SCIENTISTS have discovered the extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by their continuous election of Conservative governments.

RISING energy prices are crippling Britain, with millions in poverty and small businesses closing. Here are six things the government could do but won’t.

LIZ Truss seems certain to be the next prime minister of the increasingly dysfunctional UK. Here's a sneak preview of the fantasy cabinet she’s already drawing up.

INFLATION has announced it is jumping into the current 1970s revival of strikes and power cuts gripping the nation by going up to 18 per cent.

BORIS Johnson has returned from his second holiday in a month, but Red Wall supporters have yet to grasp that he’s taking the piss. Try absorbing these hard truths.

HOW have I got to where I am today, about to take over from a worse-than-useless predecessor and become PM of a failing nation? My political genius, of course. Let me share some tips.