Politics

SCOTLAND is still not as angry as it could be, Nicola Sturgeon has claimed.

LABOUR'S leadership candidates will be tested on their ability to eat some chewy meat between two slices of bread.

BRITISH tourists on the Greek island of Kos are having their holidays spoiled by refugees' stubborn desire to live.

THE Queen has outlined the evil plans of the new Conservative government, but how will they affect you?

LABOUR leadership hopeful Liz Kendall has promised to punch the last surviving British coal miner hard in the face.

GEORGE Osborne has sworn his oath of allegiance on the sacred book of the Old Ones of R'lyeh.

TRISTRAM Hunt will not stand in the Labour leadership contest after finding out he was actually a Conservative all along.

UNION leader Len McCluskey is really George De Montford, the 12th Marquis of Shaftesbury, it has emerged.

CHUKA Umunna has pulled out of Labour’s leadership contest in horror at the press’s unprecedented willingness to be unpleasant about him.

MEMBERSHIP has surged for a new party for left-wingers who want to help the ordinary people they absolutely despise.