Politics

IAIN Duncan Smith has been reprimanded for firing a machine gun into the air following yesterday's budget speech. 

THE  Labour leadership favourite was created using Photoshop and a computer programmed regional accent, it has emerged.

THE boy who will be Britain’s next Labour Prime Minister in 2056 turned 10 years old yesterday.

DAVID Cameron has decisively moved a Post-it note reading “Action on Syria?!?” to eye-level on his fridge door.

CHILD poverty was created by Lionel Bart for the 1968 musical Oliver!, the work and pensions secretary has claimed.

GEORGE Osborne has told anti-austerity protestors to knock themselves out when it comes to marching.

JEREMY Corbyn is fighting to secure the 35 nominations he needs to fail in his leadership bid.

THE Labour Party is rebranding itself with the phrase that is used by its voters.

A SAD-LOOKING poster asking people to vote Green is still up in the window of a house.

DAVID Cameron is genuinely shocked at the speed at which he has become a lame duck continually undermined by Tory Eurosceptics.