Politics

BRITAIN’S hard left consists of a 67 year-old former teacher who likes to collect different types of tea.

THE Mayor of London is still not particularly likeable despite a sustained campaign of antics.

JEREMY Corbyn was instrumental in the creation of Scrappy-Doo, it has been claimed.

SENIOR Labour figures are urging up and coming MP Ed Miliband to stand for the party leadership.

A LABOUR party member is constantly evaluating the contradictory advice given by the two tiny leadership candidates on each shoulder.

ALMOST 80 per cent of Labour MPs have applied to change their name to Eric Pickles, it has emerged.

NEW Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has vowed to lead the party’s eight MPs out of the meeting room they are currently confined in.

MIDDLE-AGED men have expressed approval for Jeremy Corbyn’s practical, biscuit-coloured attire.

LABOUR members are divided on how best to lock the party out of power for a generation, it has emerged.

THE government has announced that child poverty is now known as infant cash flow problems.