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Massive swing to Reform UK happens in bellends' minds

These are the sunlit uplands, Britain told

We ask you: with inflation only four per cent, can anything stop a Conservative election landslide?

WITH inflation remaining at four per cent, just double the target, for the second month running have the Tories got the next election in the bag?

How to not know Israel even exists: A guide for Labour party candidates

STANDING for election for Labour? Could you trash your party’s chances by opening your mouth and letting Zionist conspiracy theories flow out? Forget the the country even exists.

Which unacceptably prejudiced Labour supporter are you?

Armed forces riven with sexism, racism and harassment also very woke

Labour drops plans to stand at next general election

THE Labour Party has announced it will not be fielding any candidates at the next general election.

What to do if your child identifies as Rishi Sunak

IT’S many parents’ worst nightmare - their child announcing they want to become Rishi Sunak. Here psychologist Donna Sheridan explains how to discuss it in a calm and supportive way.

Keir Starmer gives up on green pledge and life

LABOUR leader Sir Keir Starmer has announced he has given up on his £28 billion green investment pledge and also life.