Politics

ANYONE caught Brexiting will go to prison, the Supreme Court has ruled.

THE Supreme Court has ruled that Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks.

THERESA May has been told that yesterday's speech was great fun but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.

THERESA May told Britain today that once a clean Brexit is achieved, Britain will weigh anchor and sail across the Atlantic to the New World.

CONSERVATIVE MPs are calling for Theresa May to resign after the price of a Freddo was raised to 30p despite manifesto promises.

A PROPOSED earnings cap has been condemned by idiots who somehow believe they will be hugely wealthy one day.

JEREMY Corbyn has demanded that the prime minister reveal details of her Brexit plan so he can offer no opposition.

JEREMY Hunt has proposed food bank-style 'medicine banks' where people can donate unwanted and possibly out-of-date medicines.

BREXITERS are still expecting clarity from an absolute shyster you could not trust to do anything, it has emerged.

JEREMY Corbyn’s wife has reminded him he is leader of the opposition and suggested he returns to work.