Politics

LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn is sure that, given another two decades, the British public will learn to love him.

A MAN who is likely to suffer under a Tory government is deeply concerned about Labour politicians being Marxist.

BRISTOL has elected a Conservative mayor because most of the city’s population was stoned and forgot to vote.

UKIP has been flattened in the local elections like a hedgehog under a convoy of HGVs, it has been confirmed.

THERESA May has told the nation she is a strong, stable leader with paranoid delusions that she has enemies hidden everywhere.

A MAN who claims all politicians are crooks and liars trusts them implicitly if they are right-wing, it has emerged.

EUROPEAN Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker claimed the prime minister offered him a range of narcotics over lunch.

THERESA May has pledged not to raise VAT or to call a snap general election ever.

THE number of people who know someone who has taken part in an opinion poll is zero, according to a new poll.

THERESA May has been forced to admit her ‘strong and stable’ catchphrase was lifted from an NHS leaflet about erectile dysfunction.