Politics

CEREAL boxes are to run a competition to finish the sentence 'Brexit means…what?', it has emerged.

THE prime minister has resolved that the next 12 months will see her propose a successful policy.

BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, the Tories have confirmed.

THE cherished British right for government spies to have full access to our emails has been snatched away by the despotic European Court.  

A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.

JEREMY Corbyn has congratulated himself on a year in which he delivered outstanding home-made preserves.

A VANLOAD of Dalmatians was delivered in secret to Downing Street, it has emerged.

THERESA May has promised to give a full and clear explanation of her Brexit plan in the form of a modern dance routine.

DO YOU want a hard Brexit, a soft Brexit, or a mega Brexit with extra mushrooms? Take our quiz to find out.

THE transport secretary is to solve Britain's rail problems using a foolproof strategy called 'more privatisation'.