Politics

JEREMY Corbyn is probably a distant relative of Guy Fawkes, it has been claimed.

VIEWERS of last night’s election debate cannot understand why the losers’ lights were left on throughout the whole thing.

THERESA May has cancelled next week's general election after deciding it was not necessary after all. 

A WOMAN who cannot remember a four-digit number is appalled that Jeremy Corbyn couldn’t immediately recall the cost of a complicated childcare plan.

THE moment during last night's Paxman interview when Theresa May crashed and had to be restarted has been judged her low point by viewers.

THERESA May has ordered the UK electorate to vote in exact accordance with polling numbers on 18th April, the day the election was called.

A SCHEME to force the elderly to sell their homes and take away people's inheritances is oddly unpopular with voters, Tory strategists have noticed.

A MAN believes all politics is bullshit but cannot give a sensible explanation of his views, it has emerged.

JEREMY Corbyn cannot win the election because polls are always totally accurate, it has been confirmed.

THERESA May has asked Britain if her arms look like the freakish limbs of a supervillain who chokes life from her enemies, or not.