Politics

A VOTER is unable to bring himself to look at them, any of them, when they appear on the news.

BELLENDS across the UK have been urged to not use their vote.

A CONSERVATIVE voter has annoyed everyone by not being as evil as they had hoped.

HOW to handle the living hell of a political conversation.

FRIENDS and families torn apart by politics are coming together and healing over the crapness of Diane Abbott.

A MAN is convinced colleagues share his pro-Labour views after he ranted at them about all other parties being evil scumbags.

BRITAIN has responded to Donald Trump’s offer of help by suggesting he stops saying words with his mouth.

THE people to blame for the weekend's awful events are the people who did it, it has been confirmed.

A HUNG parliament in which no politician can achieve any of their policy goals is what Britain is really keeping its fingers crossed for right now.

THERE is no such thing as a Magic Money Tree, believers in the Enchanted Brexit Fountain of Prosperity have told Jeremy Corbyn.