Politics

DIE-HARD Remain supporters have become just as hellish and unbearable as their Brexit counterparts, it has emerged.

A MAN takes Tory proposals that are obviously just public relations exercises completely at face value, it has emerged.  

JEREMY Corbyn has criticised the media for taking his remarks about the UK and the single market entirely in context.

JEREMY Corbyn is releasing increasingly difficult material to reduce his fanbase to before he was successful.

JACOB Rees-Mogg and David Davis will decide the Tory leadership contest by firing 19th Century cannons at each other outside Parliament.

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that if Brexit was a drug it would be the popular livestock tranquiliser, ketamine.

BREXIT may mean free movement, unrestrained immigration, closer ties with the EU and many other things which are not actually Brexit, Theresa May has declared.

JEREMY Corbyn has pledged that a Labour government would ban U2 from Britain.

THE prime minister has been praised for her obliviousness to irony after claiming there is 'no such thing as an unsackable minister'.

THE Conservatives have confirmed they will continue to eat each other until only one giant, bloated Tory remains.