Politics

THE prime minister has demanded everyone in Britain look at her as she picks a fight with the EU that she will certainly lose.

THE prime minister has confirmed that she is not a quitter but someone who continues in a job far beyond her competency causing immense damage.

A PRO-BREXIT MP has exploded mid-speech in the House of Commons.

A BREXIT supporter sick of government negativity is writing his own Brexit impact report, based on his love of Britain. 

JEREMY Corbyn has pleaded with Britain not to make him the prime minister under any circumstances.

A DRIVER who took a wrong turn said he bitterly regrets asking directions from a woman who turned out to be the prime minister.

JACOB Rees-Mogg is to take over Britain at the head of a steampunk army.

IF life after death is real then Theresa May is going to get haunted to shit, experts have predicted.

THE Private Finance Initiative is ripping you off in precisely the way it was designed to, experts have confirmed.