Politics

THE prime minister is pointedly not speaking to the people of Britain until they apologise to her, and is furious that they do not seem to have noticed.

EVERY fish in the world has been declared a subject of Her Majesty the Queen.

SEVEN years of unnecessarily brutal economic policies were no big deal and Britain should just move on now, Tory leaders have explained.

JEREMY Corbyn has reminded the nation that he too is a hard Brexit fanatic, despite seeming nice and having a beard.

JACOB Rees-Mogg was sent from the year 1883 to stop the Conservatives from being destroyed, it has emerged.

THERESA May has saved Britain once again by acting decisively to rescue the country from the threatened catastrophe of firefighters being paid more.

THE Conservative party has confirmed it is opposed, on both a theoretical and practical level, to solving any of the problems faced by modern Britain.

THERESA May has told Britain’s electorate that her deal with the DUP is none of their f**king business.

THERESA May has confirmed that a supremely skilled politician like herself is easily worth £1 billion. 

A REMAIN supporter has marked one year of feeling superior to the ignorant plebs who supported Brexit.