Politics

THE people to blame for the weekend's awful events are the people who did it, it has been confirmed.

A HUNG parliament in which no politician can achieve any of their policy goals is what Britain is really keeping its fingers crossed for right now.

THERE is no such thing as a Magic Money Tree, believers in the Enchanted Brexit Fountain of Prosperity have told Jeremy Corbyn.

JEREMY Corbyn is probably a distant relative of Guy Fawkes, it has been claimed.

VIEWERS of last night’s election debate cannot understand why the losers’ lights were left on throughout the whole thing.

THERESA May has cancelled next week's general election after deciding it was not necessary after all. 

A WOMAN who cannot remember a four-digit number is appalled that Jeremy Corbyn couldn’t immediately recall the cost of a complicated childcare plan.

THE moment during last night's Paxman interview when Theresa May crashed and had to be restarted has been judged her low point by viewers.

THERESA May has ordered the UK electorate to vote in exact accordance with polling numbers on 18th April, the day the election was called.

A SCHEME to force the elderly to sell their homes and take away people's inheritances is oddly unpopular with voters, Tory strategists have noticed.