Politics

A LATE-SUMMER wasp in a kitchen has reassured the electorate that it is here for the long-term.

THERESA May has been returned to her Japanese manufacturers Hitachi for a full factory upgrade.  

SCOTTISH Labour leader Kezia Dugdale has quit to wander her native land as a scorned prophet whose warnings of imminent destruction will be ignored. 

FORMER Manchester United footballer Gary Neville has been providing live commentary on the ongoing Brexit negotiations. Here are some highlights.

AN administrative error means everyone who voted to leave the EU will be deported in a matter of weeks, it has emerged.

THE prime minister has returned from her walking holiday in the Alps with what she promises is an “absolute genius” idea.

UK voters desperately want a pro-European party with sensible centrist policies, according to people determined to ignore the existence of the Lib Dems.

JEREMY Corbyn has finally spoken out about the increasing price of Freddos, saying that both sides 'have a point'.

A RETIRED man who spends several hours a day posting pompous right-wing comments on websites is wondering how he coped before the internet.

A MAN who spends a huge amount of time posting hysterical left-wing comments on websites is genuinely wondering how he coped before the internet.