Politics

A COUPLE are staying up all night to witness the live televised death of their fleeting interest in politics.

THE UK is on its way to the polling station to make a decision it is certain it will regret.

BORIS Johnson has finally chewed through the masking tape that has sealed his mouth in the run-up to the election.

A VOTER is unable to bring himself to look at them, any of them, when they appear on the news.

BELLENDS across the UK have been urged to not use their vote.

A CONSERVATIVE voter has annoyed everyone by not being as evil as they had hoped.

HOW to handle the living hell of a political conversation.

FRIENDS and families torn apart by politics are coming together and healing over the crapness of Diane Abbott.

A MAN is convinced colleagues share his pro-Labour views after he ranted at them about all other parties being evil scumbags.

BRITAIN has responded to Donald Trump’s offer of help by suggesting he stops saying words with his mouth.