Politics

DAVID Davis has offered himself for crucifixion if Britain can leave the EU on favourable terms.

ELDERLY 'Leave' voters have admitted they thought Brexit was a chocolate-covered wafer biscuit.

KEN Livingstone has claimed Britain would be a much better place if he had killed all the people on his hit list when he had the chance.

VINCE Cable has unveiled plans to appeal to younger voters by saying he is going to vote for Jeremy Corbyn too.

THE prime minister has confirmed that she is spending her three-week walking holiday trying to come up with something even more ruinous than her last terrible idea.

DIE-HARD Remain supporters have become just as hellish and unbearable as their Brexit counterparts, it has emerged.

A MAN takes Tory proposals that are obviously just public relations exercises completely at face value, it has emerged.  

JEREMY Corbyn has criticised the media for taking his remarks about the UK and the single market entirely in context.

JEREMY Corbyn is releasing increasingly difficult material to reduce his fanbase to before he was successful.

JACOB Rees-Mogg and David Davis will decide the Tory leadership contest by firing 19th Century cannons at each other outside Parliament.