Politics

A PASSIONATE crowd of about 15 people broke into chants of 'Oh, Andrea Leadsom' at a village fete in Northamptonshire yesterday.

A COMMITTED Brexiter has yet to find a street party celebrating Britain’s very own independence day.

THE prime minister has caused chaos at a Tesco checkout after being unable to do a deal where she handed over money for goods.

THE Queen’s Speech has ended abruptly with the words ‘fuck this,’ spoken halfway through a sentence, before the monarch wandered off.

A BREXITER who has finally realised it will not turn out well is to claim he was just joking.

TWO frontrunners have emerged in what is expected to be the most exciting Lib Dem leadership contest since William Gladstone defeated Florence Nightingale in 1865.

BRITONS should not turn against each other but remain united in love, according to prominent right-wing extremists keen to move on.

THERESA May is still the prime minister of the United Kingdom and no-one has the faintest idea why, it has been confirmed.

THERESA May has explained that she could not speak to residents of Grenfell Tower because she is feeling insecure and vulnerable right now.

BRITAIN has narrowly escaped becoming a Christian dictatorship under the iron hand of Tim Farron.