THERESA May has told Britain’s electorate that her deal with the DUP is none of their fucking business.
The prime minister has demanded an immediate cessation to media coverage, public speculation and political debate about the deal, which is completely normal and not a problem.
She said: “There is no ‘subversion of parliamentary democracy’ – whatever that means – so just shut it.
“I, personally, am definitely not humiliated in any way by having to kowtow to a fundamentalist creep when I was expecting to be crowned eternal queen, so that’s another good reason to never mention it again.
“This is grown-up business conducted behind closed doors that only affects marginal issues like your job, house, family and health, so it’s nothing to do with you. Wind your fucking necks in.”
May added: “Also, you can stop asking what kind of Brexit you’ll get. You’ll get the Brexit you’re given. And like it.”
