A WEASEL feels he can really identify with Michael Gove.
Weasel Tom Booker claims there is something about the newly appointed environment secretary that makes him feel they would get along.
Booker said: “Gove’s my kind of guy. I can just imagine him sneaking into a chicken shed through a tiny gap under the door, stealing all the eggs and then killing the hens even though he isn’t going to eat them.
“There’s no other human that I feel that sort of weasel kinship with.
“Gove even looks like he might be part ferret. Apparently when threatened he releases a pungent chemical from his anal glands as a kind of defence mechanism.
“And he sleeps in a small box lined with straw.”