You just can't handle a strong, incompetent, unpopular, bigoted Asian woman, Patel tells Tories

PRITI Patel feels she has only been knocked out of the Tory leadership race because the party is not ready for a strong woman with her awful qualities.

After only scraping together 14 votes from other MPs, the former home secretary furiously went on Conservative group chat and told everyone she was too good for the job anyway and was pleased not to get it.

With Survivor by Destiny’s Child playing loudly in the background, Patel typed: “This is the best outcome for me, actually. It’s reminded me of my worth.

“You’ve all gone soft if Jenrick is your favourite. Did you find my culture of workplace bullying intimidating? Couldn’t you handle a bit of barbaric treatment of refugees? Grow a pair.

“I’d have thought you’d be dying for a leader who wouldn’t think twice about trampling on human rights, imposing racist border controls and carrying out National Front-style mass deportations. If you’re not ready for this jelly, I’m sure Reform UK is.

“Take a good long look at my face because you won’t be getting this calibre of cruel, minority-hating, universally loathed boss bitch again.”

Patel then left the chat before briefly rejoining to add: “Good luck with that Badenoch person who you’ve obviously got a massive crush on. God you’re pathetic.”

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