KEMI Badenoch has told interviewers her key fight as Conservative leader will be with herself – and that she intends to win.
The new Tory leader confirmed she will be challenging herself to multiple conflicts every single day and is confident that, after a no-quarter-given battle of outspoken values and plain unvarnished truths, she will eventually emerge victorious.
She said: “I’m not afraid of a fight. I had one in the lift up here.
“You should have seen it. I unleashed absolute hell on myself but, as I warned myself in the mirror beforehand, I gave as good as I got. Emerging bloody and bruised to the surprise of the BBC’s make-up lady, I roared in triumph.
“In the next few weeks, look forward to Kemi the proud black woman vs Kemi who doesn’t play the race card, Kemi the fresh start vs Kemi the former cabinet minister, and of course Kemi of now vs Kemi of whatever that bitch said to the media three hours ago.
“I will fight for the people of Britain. I will fight tirelessly. My opponent will be with me day and night. I will not rest until I have twatted her one.”
Prime minister Keir Starmer said: “While this at first seems positive, I am concerned these battles will be so vicious we may suffer collateral damage.”
