THE deputy prime minister has remained on the decks spinning fat tunes from the end of her holiday and into parliament, it has emerged.
Rayner, who was pictured in the booth at an Ibiza nightclub last week, has decided she can pursue careers as an MP and DJ simultaneously and is consequently continuing to drop bangers.
Health secretary Wes Streeting said: “She’s had a mobility scooter fitted out with a Pioneer DDJ FLX6-GT, a couple of JBL Partybox speakers and a laser. The party is where she’s at.
“Which is honestly annoying when where she’s at is a select committee meeting and she rolls in blasting Peggy Gou at top volume, urging us to get on the floor and make some noise. Even though we then move on to a serious discussion of flood alleviation measures.
“It’s not just the air horn and the confetti cannons, it’s the music. I don’t want to be classist but it’s so tacky, all LMFAO and Tony Lamezma mixes of Girls Aloud. Massively cringe.”
Rayner, who switched to chilled-out vibes during morning media rounds about the cladding crisis, said: “Britain leads the world in having it large, and I am leading Britain.
“Keir? I’m afraid he only plays sets of minimal techno which he refers to as ‘dropping science’ to ‘educate this crowd’. Yeah. Clears the dancefloor.”
