Society

ARE you too affluent to be genuinely worried about energy costs, but want to join in the drama? Here middle class mum Charlotte Phelps explains how to pretend to worry.

A QUARTER-CENTURY on from the death of the Princess of Wales, the UK is still coughing and avoiding the subject when asked about its behaviour that week.

TELL a lie big enough and people will believe it, Goebbels said, but if you tell a small, pathetic lie nobody will even bother to check.

THE UK has wiped its brow with relief that the energy price cap is keeping bill increases at an affordable level.

WORRIED you might be a lower middle class arsehole without the education of the proper middle class or the life experience of the working class? Read our checklist and find out.

THE GCSE pass rate has fallen dramatically from the last two years, when teachers made it up.

AS justice secretary, it’s my role to protect valued members of society and their second homes. This can only be achieved by scrapping justice entirely.

EVERYTHING costs more than previously, but these six items cost more than you are capable of comprehending.

YOU can tell all you need to know about a woman by judging her on her looks. Here Martin Bishop explains why the conclusions you come up with definitely won’t be bullshit.

MICK Lynch has said it’s time the working class acted in their own interests. Here Guardian reader Julian Cook agrees but says class war shouldn’t apply to him.