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Six worrying signs you might be a lower middle class twat

WORRIED you might be a lower middle class arsehole without the education of the proper middle class or the life experience of the working class? Read our checklist and find out.

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The top 10 songs for dumped teenagers who'll never be happy again

BEING dumped is particularly harsh when you’re a self-centred teenager, because no one has ever experienced emotional pain like yours. See if these songs help you through this difficult time.

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