Society
PEOPLE who have not benefited from therapy insist it is something everybody should try, it has emerged.
YOUNG liberals are much more progressive than you because they're experts in these things, which they arrogantly assume you've never heard of.
DO you live somewhere with a stupid and, frankly, poncy name? Here are six insufferably pretentious town names that need to get a grip on themselves.
A WOMAN who is keen to support her local economy does so by frequenting the Starbucks near her house.
YOUR teenage child has informed you that your parenting is senselessly restrictive compared to the parenting of their peers, who are allowed to do the following.
NO PIECE of entertainment can compete with whatever the stranger sitting next to you is looking at on their phone, it has been confirmed.
A BANK has asked a customer to visit a branch that closed years ago with a utility bill he does not possess, it has emerged.
A MOTHER without pity or mercy expects other mums and dads to stay and celebrate her child's birthday party, it has emerged.
THE UK is offhandedly accepting frequent rail service closures as if they had been putting up with them as long as they remember.
THE idiot Brexit bastards who run our country will not be happy until they have replicated every aspect of life during World War Two.