Society

A MAN from Hull is proud of his tap water's high mineral content, it has emerged.

EVERYTHING can always get so much worse, Britons have been forcibly reminded by events.

A DRIVER has been left enraged by a cyclist’s repeated efforts to avoid getting hit by a car, it has emerged.

DESPERATELY searching for any possible route onto the property ladder? Desperate enough to try one of these?

A PROGRESSIVE builder is only yelling compliments at passing women for their personality and political activism, rather than looks.

THE air circulating in buses, trains and trams is nearly three-quarters anal emissions, a new study has revealed.

YOUR old man has come out with some wild claims over the years, but is there any truth to them? Find out:

A RETIRED grandmother is unable to look after her daughter's children due to a National Trust visit that cannot be postponed.

ADVERTISING is the most noble art form known to man, but occasionally lets itself down with cheap gimmicks.

EVERYONE is banging on about austerity 2.0 but all I see is people swanning around with fancy gadgets. Here I, Roy Hobbs, explain how you can't be struggling if you own these things.