Society

CHRISTMAS doesn’t have to be awful, but bastards are always working to make it worse. These trends cross a line.

THE male climax, an enduring obsession of men from adolescence to senescence, is described by them in such lyrical, poetic and respectful ways. Here are a few.

SOME confused generations are not in natural command of all the world's wisdom, but not the young or old. Here they explain their omniscience.

THE UK might be a country of free speech, but some conversation topics are better off confined to the pub. Including these.

AFTER comebacks by Pulp, Blur and the Tory recession, the entire 1990s are returning for a lucrative reunion tour.

A MAN whose bus arrived nine minutes late has declared this is further proof that the UK is a failed state.

LIVING in close proximity to anyone, from any age group or walk of life, is an unmitigated disaster. These are the reasons why.

A TEENAGER has reluctantly ceased loathing his parents for long enough to demand they buy him something.

A TEN-YEAR-OLD eco-warrior has been told that his concern for the environment is a passing fancy he will grow out of.  

PEOPLE who insist on leaving their living rooms exposed to passers-by have been told to stop violating their own privacy.