Society

ENERGY rationing could lead to blackouts this winter. Here are the awful positive spins the papers will inevitably try to put on them.

IT'S crucial to remember that people in shops and cafes are being paid to be nice to you. Here are five you definitely shouldn’t hit on.

BRITAIN’S top earners have been devastated by the government’s craven U-turn on the 45p tax rate. Comfort them with these words.

A PRE-OWNED coat in the window of a London charity shop is being sold at a price higher than new coats retail for.

A NEWBORN baby boy is bawling at the top of his lungs because he has been birthed to awful parents, it has emerged.

AN OBNOXIOUS group of self-described 'lads' have confused irritating banter with offensive hate speech, it has been confirmed.

IS someone you know infuriatingly indifferent about Britain's economy, or maybe a head-in-the-sand Tory? Here’s how to explain in language they’ll understand.

YES, this week has seen the pound fall in value and the housing market tank, but I’m still going to vote Tory because I like the misery.

MILLENNIALS are innocently asking their elders if everything is okay with their enormous mortgages after all this interest business.

YOUR mum's telling you about someone, you drifted off thinking about Wagon Wheels, and now you've no idea who. It's probably one of these.