Society

A SHOCKING drama-documentary will show the Taliban kidnapping Prince Harry and then regretting it almost immediately.

THE smouldering shell that was once Hastings Pier is almost certainly symbolic of something or other, it has been confirmed.

LOCAL councils have started ordering insignificant quantities of salt in preparation for a hard winter.

CHILDREN across Britain are being spruced up and placed on the open market today as millions of middle class parents look to cut their losses.

ABSURDLY camp 1970s-style homosexuals like John Inman and Frankie Howerd are the only ones of that sort who should be on television, your dad announced last night.

PEOPLE who describe themselves as religious may also be a bit thick, according to new research.

EVER increasing vets' fees are prompting pet owners to try haphazard DIY repairs on their animals, according to new research.

NHS managers hope to save millions by paying patients with expensive ailments a cash bonus to leap off the nearest tall thing.

SUFFOLK Council is to put 9,000 of its malingering, overpaid functions out to private tender.

UK police chiefs have decided that if they let crime get bad enough some sort of masked hero is bound to intervene.