Society

POLICE hope to lure undercover officer Mark Kennedy back into a police station using a steak on the end of some thread.

LONDON'S tube drivers have launched their latest strike threat, claiming they are being picked off one by one by a family of voracious cannibals living in the underground system.

MAX Mosley has launched a bid to protect people who love it when their bare bottoms are alive with delicious agony.

COUNCILS across England are to be offered incentives to collect rat-filled bags of putrefying meat and devastating viruses more often than once a fortnight.

MILLIONS of iPhone users were totally told off by their boss after their favourite toy in the whole world forgot to get them up for work.

BRUTAL Eurostar commandants last night forced a mother-of-two to make an agonising choice between her offspring.

BRITAIN'S media has been urged to go into its study with an old service revolver after the Daily Telegraph had to trick Vince Cable into revealing Lib Dems and Tories don't get on very well.

THE lifting of the ban on openly gay US troops will mean people being killed by tank commanders who are listening to upbeat euro pop, experts have warned.

MINISTERS are to launch a consultation on whether they are supposed to be clearing away all this snow that seems to be everywhere.

A LANDMARK EU court ruling could propel Ireland headlong into the middle of the 19th century.