Society
Trick-or-treaters seem to think this is America
THOUSANDS of costumed children and their parents are under the mistaken impression that England is America, it has emerged.
Going to work far more terrifying than ghosts and monsters
WORKING in an office will be the most fear-inducing thing about this Halloween, according to millions of Britons.
Decriminalise crime, says prisoners' party
PRISON inmates have set up their own political party in preparation for getting the vote.
Boris Johnson set for US presidency
NEWLY-EMERGED presidential candidate Boris Johnson has surged ahead in US opinion polls, and should soon be running the world.
Oh shit, I'm Gordon Brown, says Cameron
DAVID Cameron looked into his bathroom mirror last night and saw the haunted face of Gordon Brown staring back at him.
Are you a twat?
Simply answer 'yes' or 'no' to each of the following questions to discover whether you are a twat.
Twats 'more of a priority than badgers'
PLANS to shoot badgers have been postponed in favour of a twat cull.