Society

BISHOPS wearing futuristic body suits are locked in deadly combat beneath Gloucester cathedral.

DAVID Cameron is offering a 'lovely turnip' to every non-land owning home to counter accusations of Tory elitism.

YOUNG people with time on their hands can become domestic pets under a government pilot scheme.

GEORGE Osborne has produced his own glossy booklet of money-saving tips for benefits claimants.

THE seemingly endless Kate Middleton topless saga is making men bored with breasts, it has emerged.

A MAN who understands everything has been discovered thanks to his repeated posts on the online comment sections of national newspapers.

AS the new university term starts, there are hundreds of water pipes to choose from - but which is right for you?

A NEW exam system is destined for greatness after both Nick Clegg and Michael Gove agreed it was a good idea.

THE number of people who are distinguishable only by a hat they wear has risen dramatically.

RELIGION is still being taken seriously by billions of people, according to new research.