Society
Osborne reverses polarity of pound
GEORGE Osborne hopes to fix the economy by reversing the polarity of the pound.
Cardinal's hatred of gay marriage veering towards poignant
CARDINAL Keith O'Brien's ferocious hatred of gay marriage may actually be rather sweet and sad, it has been confirmed.
Terrorism 'appealing to nerds'
NERDS are at serious risk of being recruited by terrorist groups, it has been claimed.
'Are we the jury?' jury asks judge
A JURY yesterday asked a judge if it was the jury.
Anywhere nice absolutely teeming with arseholes
THE picturesque parts of Britain are now full of utter dickbags, it has emerged.
Most people don't have any potential
THE majority of people are already doing things as well as they can, it has emerged.
Spending time together will kill a relationship
SPENDING time with your partner can be fatal for a relationship, experts have warned.
Hipsters are better than you, say researchers
IRONICALLY-moustached hipsters are actually better than you, according to a new study.