Society
People who flee the UK 'aren't stupid'
FLEEING the UK is an intelligent thing to do, it has emerged.
High streets to become 'pre-Amazon retro tourist attractions'
THE future of high streets is as nostalgic theme attractions depicting pre-Amazon Britain, it has been claimed.
Britons urged to go out and kill snow
AS snow continues to fall, Britons are being encouraged to take up arms against it.
Bad-tempered people 'may just be pissed off'
PEOPLE who seemed ill-tempered, stressed or otherwise miserable may be legitimately pissed off, it has been claimed.
'Eat a whole multipack of crisps' tops recession bucket lists
RECESSION-HIT Britons have revised their lists of 'things to do before I die' to make them more realistic.
Coffee is the new fags
COFFEE has officially replaced cigarettes as Britain's addictive drug of choice, it has emerged.
Moral indignation outsourced to China
BRITAIN’S sense of moral indignation has been outsourced to a single man in China, it has emerged.
I want no part in this, says sledge
A SLEDGE has distanced itself from the inevitable injuries to its rider.