Society

AS the new university term starts, there are hundreds of water pipes to choose from - but which is right for you?

A NEW exam system is destined for greatness after both Nick Clegg and Michael Gove agreed it was a good idea.

THE number of people who are distinguishable only by a hat they wear has risen dramatically.

RELIGION is still being taken seriously by billions of people, according to new research.

A RETRO fanatic has set up a free school providing a traditional 1980s education.

PRINCE Charles has instructed his mother that he intends to wait out his days as heir to the throne in the pub.

BRITAIN'S 500,000 cynics have been released from temporary incarceration below the Olympic stadium.

BENEFIT assessments have been replaced by TV game show-inspired challenges including 'Dole or No Dole'.

AFTER weeks of Olympics, Britons are celebrating the end of disruption to the television schedules.

DRINKING at least three pints of beer at lunchtime could put Britain's economy back on track, it has been claimed.