Society
Britain now stupid enough to emulate Kerry Katona
BRITAIN'S average intellect is now so low that Kerry Katona could be seen as a role model.
Festivalgoers rebelling against self-esteem
PERSONAL dignity is now the top thing to rebel against at music festivals.
Primark bans attractive people
BUDGET clothing giant Primark has banned good-looking people from its shops.
Journalist to give up writing gimmicky bullshit features for a month
A JOURNALIST is to spend a month not writing features about giving things up for a fixed period of time.
Beer gardens not actually gardens
A CONCRETE area attached to a pub is not a garden, it has been claimed.
'I will show mercy when we seize power', UKIP members tell workmates
UKIP members have told their workmates that their lives will probably be spared come the day of ultimate victory.
Take the jobseekers’ psychometric test
THE DWP's psychometric test uses advanced science to work out why you've utterly failed as a human.
