Society

THE average British family is deeply unsettling, according to new research.

IT is still not acceptable to use force against a bank that steals your entire house, ministers have confirmed.

HOME secretary Theresa May is to call for the restoration of the slipper as a deterrent to Britain's young dodgers, perils and minxes.

JESUS has settled the argument on tax avoidance by stating, uncategorically, that it is a good thing.

BRITAIN is in the grip of a deadly addiction to bicycles, according to new research.

42-YEAR-OLD Brian Zuckerberg, who still lives at home, thinks he has a really good idea for a board game.

BRITAIN'S universities are adapting to the half-arsedness of the country, it has been claimed.

A CONTROVERSIAL new pop sociology book claims that pop sociology has nothing left to say.

AN absurdly hot chili that also stimulates homosexual feelings has left British men deeply conflicted.

THE instinctive human response to danger is now to take a photo or tweet about it, it has emerged.