Society
University a waste of time, according to bitter people
GETTING a degree is a complete waste of time, according to people full of regret about not going to university.
Children a massive scam dreamt up by shops
CHILDREN are an elaborate scam created by retailers and costing an average of £150,000.
Pretending to be hard now a job
THE government is to reduce youth unemployment by making pretending to be hard an actual job.
Plain-looking students' exam success goes undocumented
STUDENTS who fall outside the bracket of 'nubile sexy girls' may or may not have gotten good A Level results.
Near death experience gets contemporary makeover
GOD has updated the 'near death experience' for the first time since the 70s.
Woman tells sad story then has photo taken on park bench
A WOMAN has revealed her anguish, heartbreak and anger before posing on a park bench.
Train companies praised for punctuality of fare increases
RAIL fare increases have arrived bang on time yet again.
North goes into mourning
PEOPLE in the North will observe three days of mourning following the death of the founder of Pukka Pies.