Society

DESK staff at a Swindon company have studiously ignored a maintenance man.

MILLIONS of Britons were left unable to view their favourite American TV dramas due to fine weather over the bank holiday weekend.

THE ability to spot a minor grammar error is proof that you are amazing, it has been confirmed.

GULLIBLE people are to receive yet another compensation payment after taking out insultingly worthless credit card insurance.

PEOPLE who booked Friday off work are cackling like maniacs at the success of their scheme.

EXAM results are less important than social factors beyond your control, teenagers have been reassured.

THE Guardian has destroyed nauseatingly middle-class articles about garden furniture and teenagers failing to get a place at Oxford.

ANYONE who can't get a mortgage may as well kill themselves, according to a new survey.

EVERYONE assumes car alarms are just going off for no reason, it has emerged.