Society

'BLACK Friday' shoppers have been told it is fine to kill or maim anyone getting in their way.

THE debate over social mobility was reignited last night thanks to an opinion from an economy-sized boy.

HETEROSEXUAL men are to address the gender imbalance in appetite for casual sex by just doing it with each other.

ADULT men have been sleeping outdoors because they want an electronic toy.

ALL newspaper and website editors will take any excuse to run a picture of naked people, according to a new sex survey.

FACEBOOK is better than sex if you have never had sex or have been doing it very badly.

NEW guidelines have been issued to help sexually inappropriate relatives remain within the law this Christmas.

MEN have begun half-heartedly looking through Amazon in a bid to buy something appropriate for a female.

EVERY London night bus will undertake a final 'puke parade' before being replaced by the 24-hour tube.

POLICE forces across the UK are targeting shopkeepers who illegally separate fizzy drink cans from larger groupings.